
Image via Complex Original After years of squinting through lensless frames, Dwyane Wade does irreparable damage to his vision and requires actual glasses.
Image via Complex Original Birdman arrives to a game buck-ass naked and no one notices for an hour.
Image via Complex Original Tim Duncan continues to wear that shit he bought at Casual Male XL back in '96.
Image via Complex Original LeBron James inadvertently wears one of his toddler son's hats to a game, triggering a new style trend.
Image via Complex Original In his ceaseless crusade to keep up with Russell Westbrook, Kevin Durant plays an entire game in a Yeezus-inspired, Maison Martin Margiela mask.
Image via Complex Original Craig Sager comes under fire when one of his outrageous suits triggers a rash of epileptic seizures amongst elderly NBA fans.
Image via Complex Original JR Smith gets suspended for wearing a HUF weed leaf shirt to a post-game presser, wears a "COMME des FUCKDOWN" tee in response to the uproar.
Image via Complex Original Kevin Garnett begins incorporating leather into his wardrobe because he's now in Brooklyn and, as he'll put it, "leather is for bad-ass motheruckers."
Image via Complex Original Amar'e Stoudemire trips over his own ascot and misses six to eight weeks.
Image via Complex Original Russell Westbrook rocks an insane Thom Browne off-the-runway look; everyone makes fun of him, and then dresses exactly like him six months later.